Adventure Inventory

If your life were a text adventure, what would be your inventory?

You are standing in an airport.  Ticketing is to the east.  Baggage claim is 
to the west.  Security is to the north.  Parking is to the south.
> list inventory
blue Polo shirt (worn)
frayed green gray pants (worn) with pockets containing
  key ring with
    Provo house key
    silver phial of holy oil
  wallet containing
    miniature laminated Master in Science of Logic and Computation from 
      Carnegie Mellon University
    temple entrance recommend
    Florida Driver's License
    Mountain America Classic credit card
    Wachovia debit card
    Wachovia contact card for the Financial Center Manager
    5 IHMC contact cards
    E*TRADE account information card
    161 dollars US in cash
    1 dollar 9 cents in coin
  US passport
two piece undergarments (worn)
pair black socks (worn)
blue Linus blanket (worn)
patented US 0433558 Merrell Air Cushion Shoes (worn)
In WWDC 2003 laptop bag weighing 12.6lbs,
  Mac Book Pro with protective keyboard film
    Mac OS X 10.5.1
    2.4 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
    4 GB 667 MHz DDR2 SDRAM
  apple remote
  digital video adapter
  power adapter with either
    wall power plug
    extension cord
  in WWDC 2003 notebook,
    BIC round stic Grip fine USA pen
    pad of lined Gemline paper 27 sheets
  Adobe Flex Builder with Charting (software DVD) with serial numbers
  glasses case
  red journal book filled with an indecipherable script
  BIC round stick fine USA pen (your favorite kind)
  256 MB USB Flash Drive with lanyard
  empty glasses case
  Silhouette eye lens buffer in resealable plastic bag
  magic eye glasses in case
  handkerchief
in blue Tournamax duffle bag with address tag attached weighing 37.2lbs,
  Seagate 50GB FreeAgent Desktop external hard drive
  Power adapter for FreeAgent drive
  USB cable for FreeAgent drive
  lined green journal book unused 
  black book pages blank
  Standard Works annotated and with every page color coded
  brown belt
  black belt
  striped gray dress shirt
  solid green collared shirt
  white dress shirt
  red dress shirt a gift from Peter
  12 pairs socks (white ones get dingy too quickly)
  blue jeans
  black gi pants
  white gi pants
  beige dress pants
  blue suit pants
  suit coat
  blue swimming gear
  RubyConf.new(2004) t-shirt
  Apollo Camp San Francisco t-shirt
  blue Champion t-shirt
  /bb|[^b]{2}/ t-shirt
  holey Sensuous Sandwich t-shirt "The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your 
    Lips Is Eat A Sensuous Sandwich" 
  South African shirt
  Macau Rayon shirt
  Shakespeare tie
  red diagonal striped tie
  black red dragon tie
  12 pair two piece undergarments
  4 pair briefs
  in box for checks,
    book of Mountain America Credit Union checks
    book of Mountain E*TRADE checks
    book of Wachovia checks
    in sewing kit,
      scissors
      10 buttons
      6 clasps
      black, gray, red, blue, pink, brown, green, and yellow thread
      white yarn
      in miniature pin cushion,
        3 needles
        4 pins
      inches tape measurer
      safety pins
  in Munchkin game box,
    game rules
    168 Munchkin cards
    framed portrait of Natalie with rubber band attached
    pad of 22 sticky notes
    Salvation Army card
    MIT CogNet bookmark
    The Good Card courtesy of Chabad Lubavitch, "This is the ultimate credit 
      card! It won't burden you with debt...the more you use it, the more 
      credit you get!" 
    Blizzard notebook 48 sheets
    d4, 3d6, d8, d10, d12, 2d20 in Ziplock plastic bag
    18 BIC round stic Grip fine USA pens
  in travel bag,
    electric razor in own bag
    fine toothed comb
    toe nail clipper
    2 finger nail clippers
    Brut Splash-on Lotion
    Old Spice High Endurance Deodorant
    Colgate toothpaste
    toothbrush in case
    travel toothbrush
    2 containers of 12yd Johnson & Johnson Mint Waxed Dental Floss
    55yd Oral-B Mint SatinFloss
    40m Crest Glide Cool Mint Floss
    glasses cleaner
    buffing pad in buttoning soft plastic envelope
  in HHKB (Happy Hacker Keyboard) Lite 2 box,
    HHKB (Happy Hacker Keyboard) Lite 2
    Mac OS X Leopard DVD in envelope
    HHKB (Happy Hacker Keyboard) Lite 2 Driver for Mac OS X in envelope
    iWork'08 in envelope
    Installing iWork'08 booklet with serial numbers
    Microsoft Windows XP with SP2 in envelope with serial number
total items carried: 181